A supermoon must lead to super-effects on the body, right? Right?

Just imagine a supermoon's effects on the body. Really. Just imagine. (Robert Durell / Los Angeles Times)If a full moon affects the human body, then a supermoon surely would send those effects into overdrive, leading to even more pregnancies, epileptic seizures, surgery screw-ups, suicides, assaults and various other types of biological havoc. Surely, it would.The operative word, of course, is "